Sunday, August 30, 2009
Tool Academy 2: Episode 1 Recap
Season 2 of Tool Academy lived up to the trailer, with worse boyfriends, nudity, and of course, loads of cockiness! Here are the guys along with their titles:
Charm S*** Talkin' Tool
Dan "Special" Tool
Drake "Dre P." B-Boy Wannabe Tool
Frank Guy Liner Tool
John L. Giant Tool
Jon S. Old Tool
Josh Spray Tan Tool
Justin "J Daddy" Strong Island Tool
Mike A. Manscaped Tool
Stew Hillbilly Tool
Terry "T Shaw" Dancin' Tool
....and those nicknames couldn't be any more precise!
Like the previous season, they all though that they were competing for the title of "Mr. Awesome." ...but little did they know that their girlfriends thought that they were all the total opposite of awesome! Jordan Murphy had to tell these guys that they are all just tools, and have been enrolled into Tool Academy! And then soon, all the dbags were face to face with their girlfriends and in front of Trina Dolenz. Here is what some of the guys said in their revealed interview:
Dre P mentioned how his gf Leah's body may not be as thick or as tight as it could be.
Dan: “Her name is Shannon. I f*** her when my d*** is about to explode.”
John L considers himself to be the "Alpha Male"
Stew was cheating on a chick named Amanda, while Amanda is the name of the person who brought him to Tool Academy!
Terry: “I’ve been dating her for three years off and on. And I like the off part.”''
Tyler: “I’m f***in’ 22 f***in’ years old, man. And I’ve been with her for four years bro, y’know? That’s f***in’ insane!"
Charm: “Probably in the last month, I done f***ed about like at least like seven or eight girls.”
Josh cheated at a Christmas party, when his girl Jamie was out of town!
Justin: “Kathleen, she’s cute and she looked like an easy f***.”
Mike A's delusions of charisma; his hair.
Frank's gf, Christina, caught his in bed with another girl, in their home!
Jon S is 31 and still hangs out at his old fraternity house; he thinks it’s appropriate to sleep with 19-year-old.
....little to say, this is going to be a good season!
The challenge of the first episode had to do with dedication. The dedication challenge found the couples in boats with a series of plugs in the bottom. Every few minutes they were asked to remove a plug. Whichever team stayed floating the longest won. Sounds fairly simple right? Well, if you are a raging Tool, then wrong!
Unless you are Justin, because him and his gf Kathleen won the challenge! But, of course every challenge leads to elimination sooner of later, and John L., Josh, and Stew were the three at risk! In the end, Josh got eliminated, because of his lack of communication with Jaime. But, Josh didn't leave so easily! Security had to escort him out, and when he struggled, Jordan Murphy had to yell at him, calling him a Tool and demanding him to leave! Jaime and Josh both left together, after making her look like a fool!
Like I said before, this is going to be a good season, I can feel it! lol
Posted by double_a123 at 10:39 PM